It's the start of the winter classic boating season up in Illinois.

Dear Abby,

I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice.

I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs are phone rings, but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with "the girls" a lot recently, although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them.."

As the leaves start to fall and another boating season is coming to a close, I thought it might be a good time to show this again. In many parts of the country there is still time to go classic boating. Here in Virgina, it's actually the best time. Go out there and enjoy whats left.... It won't be long til we start talking about Mt Dora... Ahhh crap..